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Star Wars: The Force Awakens premieres Dec. My edit of The Phantom Menace would be something like this, for example.īut if we're not going to get full reboots to repair the damage done by these abominations (and I still think there are secret plans for that), this work is the next best thing. It's as thankless a job as one could imagine for a Star Wars fan. There's a ton more in the editing notes at the YouTube page. None of this baloney about losing the will to live. Also, in this edit, Padme dies because Anakin killed her, alright? Because that's what actually happened. Revenge of the Sith, yes, eliminates the ridiculous "Noooooooo!" scene at the end, as well as Padme's unctuous "liberty dying to thunderous applause" line. removed, and de-cheesed Attack of the Clones is still nearly two hours.

The YouTube page has a full list of all the b.s. He also wiped out Anakin's breakdown after killing a bunch of Sandpeople nobody gave a crap about anyway. In Attack of the Clones, "Anakin and Padme's scenes were drastically edited to make Anakin way less whiny and petulant," which had to be a Sisyphean task. With all of this shit chopped out, it still clocks in at a respectable 92 minutes.

"All fart and poop jokes removed," he says, along with "as many 'yippe!' and 'whoa!' and 'whee!' references as possible." Even better - "Midichlorian references removed."

JeremyMWest even makes a valiant attempt to modulate Padme's ostentatious voice in her Amidala persona (but fails to alter her gratuitous, overacted British accent). The execrable, idiotic Neimoidian voices are replaced with unintelligible alien gibberish in The Phantom Menace's edit, and you'd be amazed just how much better it sounds. It's not just cutting scenes or muting dialogue. Lucasfilm The opening of Return of the Jedi is weirder than you thought